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one time i was at this awsum amusmant park and ther wus a dinosor ride and my momy let me go on it it wwas so muhc fun lolz i wented on the tricertatops and i ated a hot dog with my favrit musturd and kechup we went an d saw teh new bugs bunndy move too!1 lolz